Anyone else lose good friends/family over this election? I never got along all that well with my dad and sister anyway, but I’m considering cutting them off for good.

ETA DISMISS THE TROLLS

Goddamn. I started this day at 4:45 a.m. with so much hope and optimism, worked the polls all day, just dropped off the supplies and I come home to this. I literally feel sick to my stomach. How is this happening? I am angry and terrified.

I am just going to keep saying this everywhere, because I have zero other words but I feel this knot in my stomach:

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

We are FUCKED! This is the end. America is more sexist than racist apparently. Either the silent majority showed up in droves or people lied about not voting for him. Sigh is right.

That was the truest thing I heard all night, and I took it as my sign to shut off the tv.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

Seriously, I feel like I grossly overestimated the intelligence of voters.

because everyone’s in the pockets of the Clinton’s! They’re out to destroy America! They’re clearly already extremely powerful, yet still need to win the White House, because if Trump wins he would come riding up on a stallion with Vladimir Putin and slay them and evil liberal demons forever!!

There’s nothing to indicate that these were Clinton’s emails.

Wtf does that have to do with my observation that we need a mobile emergency biology course for conservative men?

Because they’re annoying. And I guess some people just need a target for their anxiety and embittered Berniebros might as well be it. At least the ones who are still whining months after the fact and jumping on ever spacious conspiracy theory in the hopes that it will be the thing to get the their way. 

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

Sure, you do, bud. Sure, you do.

Oh fuck off, Sarandon. A) It’s actually shitty and sexist if you to imply that women voting differently than you are doing so because their little lady brains can’t handle voting for a reason other than “that one has boobs too.”

My sister and I used to pretend the washing machine was a photocopy machine. Thanks for jiggling that memory for me!

The Affordable Care Act is 10,535 pages (I Googled it)

This reminds me of playing ‘office’ with my brothers when we were kids. We’d put on church clothes that were headed for donation, grab a long abandoned attaché case (or barbie doll carrier) and go to work. We tinkerbell stamped random papers, stapled things, held meetings and drank ‘coffee’ out of gas station mugs. It…