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Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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How Not to Talk About MLK on This Historic Day (Or Ever, Really)

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
8/28/13 2:05pm
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Today is the 50th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech. Dr. King was a lion among men, one of the most visible civil rights leaders of his time (maybe of all time), his rhetoric was soaring and accessible and inclusive. So, on occasions such as these, it's tempting to wonder what he…

The Tough Road Ahead for Chelsea Manning

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
8/22/13 5:00pm
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This morning, Army private Bradley Manning formally announced that she would be living the rest of her life as a woman named Chelsea, and would like to be referred to using female pronouns. This is an incredibly brave first step for anyone, but particularly for Manning, who is about to be sent to prison for the next…

Great News for Ladies Who Like Sex: 'Sexual Peaks' Are Nonsense

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
8/15/13 2:20pm
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Like all Ladies of a Certain Age, I've been inundated with the message that female sexuality and desire meet their inevitable deaths sometime around 35. (I'm 31.) Not only that, but my dang uterus is probably going to dry up around the same time, denying me the opportunity to conceive and birth a tiny, monstrous poop…

Forty Percent of White Americans Are Lying About Their 'Black Friend'

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
8/08/13 3:00pm
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Even though America is soundly post-racial and racism is over because Barack Obama and Cheerios, it turns out that many white Americans still don't have any non-white friends. I find this odd, considering that white Americans typically cite their "black friend" as evidence of their inability to harbor racist beliefs.…

Made-Up Dick Diseases Keeping Us From Figuring Out Male Birth Control

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
8/07/13 5:10pm
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Like a lot of unchaste women, I take birth control every day. I do this because, as an underemployed person, I am not interested in housing a baby Meags in my Meags-parts. It sure would make my life easier if my man-friend-for-life had to shoulder some of the burden in this scenario. But, as is painfully obvious to…

FYI: Terrorists Can Be Hot and Black Men Can Be Innocent

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7/19/13 1:20pm
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This week, Rolling Stone made everyone very mad by putting a picture of suspected Boston Marathon bomber Dzokhar Tsarnaev on the cover of the magazine. Rolling Stone was accused of "glamorizing" terror by using a photo of Tsarnaev that made him look like a "rock star." Boston Mayor Tom Menino said the cover "rewards a…

Tulsa's Olympics Bid Involves Shitty Trail of Tears Gimmick

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
7/02/13 6:30pm
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If you’re like me, you have a dormant streak of patriotism that comes alive once but every four years—on the occasion of the great Summer Olympic games (lol Winter Olympics, naw dude). I become a seething jingoistic nightmare, screaming unpleasantries at the Argentinian table tennis team as my USA track jacket flaps…

What the DOMA Decision Does and Doesn't Mean for Gay Marriage

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
6/27/13 11:25am
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As you have perhaps heard, Supreme Court has done something about gay marriage! This is a big deal, because for some reason a vocal group of heterosexuals have prevented gay people from getting married, even though us straights aren’t even using the dang institution for anything! Rude! After a rough week of…

Clarence Thomas Is the Absolute Worst. Here's Why.

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
6/25/13 4:45pm
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Everyone knows Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the best Supreme Court justice, but which one is King Shit of Poop Mountain? The competition is pretty fierce. We all know Justice Alito is a dick (don’t nobody step to RBG on my watch, dog). Scalia is an immortal, squealing pig-demon who feels naught but agony. Chief Justice…

SCOTUS Issues Ruling On Affirmative Action, and It's A Little Weird

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6/24/13 5:00pm
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This morning, the Supreme Court finally delivered its opinion in Fisher v. University of Texas—the affirmative action case the Court has been marinating on since October. And the decision was…anti-climactic.

George W. Bush's Awful "Anti-Prostitution Oath" Is Unconstitutional

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6/21/13 7:15pm
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Man, the Supreme Court wants to go on summer vacay so bad! All it wants to do is head to the cabin upstate, chill at the lake, and make out with its boyfriend (he’s from Canada, you don’t know him), but Dad is being a total knob about driving privileges. “No driving until you finish all your opinions from last term…

How Sofia Coppola Whitewashed The Bling Ring

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6/20/13 4:30pm
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I've had a mild obsession with the "Bling Ring," a merry band of teenaged robbers, ever since I read Nancy Jo Sales's incredible profile about them back in 2010. (If you haven't seen the video of head Ringer, Alexis Neiers, scream-crying into the phone as she leaves Sales a hysterical voicemail, you should probably go…

SCOTUS Confirms: Dumb Arizona Law is Totally Dumb

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
6/17/13 3:20pm
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This morning, the Supreme Court held that an Arizona state law requiring additional proof of United States citizenship in order to register to vote was unconstitutional. Justice Scalia, who descends from Mordor upon the back of his great Nazgûl each Monday and Thursday for the Court’s decision days, wrote the majority…

I Read the Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm a Monster

Meagan Hatcher-Mays
6/14/13 1:40pm
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I need to make an announcement regarding my credibility as a potential future professional woman and as a human being capable of empathy. I read the Daily Mail. Every single day.

SCOTUS Avoids Dystopian Nightmare and Says Your Genes Belong to You

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6/13/13 6:45pm
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This morning, the Supreme Court unanimously (cute!) ruled that human genes are not patentable. The Court heard oral arguments in the case back in April, with the ACLU arguing strongly against Myriad Genetics’s right to patent two genes that put women at a greater risk of developing breast or ovarian cancer—BRCA1 and…

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