She should really be doing less interviews and more infant blood rituals because the demons that promised her eternal youth are visibly calling in her late notices.

Look, IDGAF what Trump chooses to do in his “spare time”. Yes, absolutely Presidents have a right to leisure activities. However, producing a TV show is a job, not a leisure activity. Not only is it a job, it’s a job that creates a DIRECT CONFLICT OF INTEREST with NBC. Any and all reporting done by NBC, affiliates,…

I still don’t understand why they want to do this. Can someone explain to me why these men want to take us backwards? They’re all rich and successful and untouchable. How bad could their lives be that they feel the need to privatize social security and cut medicaid and TANF?

Maybe he could use that “spare time” to listen to the security briefings?!?!?!

Well, her hair is already dead because she dyes it too much. Seriously Kellyanne just give up and wear a wig at this point.

He at least had to good sense to keep his mouth shut when Kanye West opened his mouth. Can you imagine Our Orange Overlord in the same position?

Shit, I’d welcome him in for dinner: I’ve broken bread with significantly worse people before. Bush 2 may have had some bad policies (even some that were reprehensible), but I would never argue that his intention was to harm the country. He did think what he was doing was good for the country. Everything I’ve seen…

I mean I loathed Bush 2, but I would shake his hand and treat that dry drunk with a modicum of respect.

I have to do something amazing in the next four years so that I can loudly and publicly refuse to meet Trump.

I’ve been thinking, in general, about the average people who get to meet the president. Usually it’s an honor, and is because you either did something cool or something terrible happened. I cannot imagine it being an honor to meet Trump, and I would be really pissed if my chance to meet a president happened and it…

“given the benefit of the doubt that his intentions in coming to Ohio were good, and if so, what would Clark hope to hear from him.”

I think that would finish off the giraffes too.

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

Actually, some female deer do sport antlers.

As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter…

Can anyone explain the sudden explosion of Mule drinks? I swear I never heard of anyone really drinking them, just kind of admiring the copper mugs for most of my life. But now they’re everywhere. A specialty Moscow Mule bar has even opened up here. Are Mules just a fad destined to peter out due to their own…

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.