Like a second marriage, that’s the triumph of hope over experience.
About 70% of the pictures I see of this couple make me think “No way Balki Bartokomous gets to fuck that! Don’t be ridiculos. They ain’t fucking.” Then I remember that Balki is from Mypos.
I sincerely feel like this is the only couple in the world who should engage in shower fucking. Everyone else is lying to themselves.
I saw him singing and it nearly killed me. Is it possible for your heart to have an orgasm? Because I think that’s what I had.
I’ve never read a cold shower before.
I fell so far down the Virtue/Moir rabbit hole over the past couple of weeks, I saw all of the practice session GIFs and interviews and all of the performances before the Olympics. I subscribe to the “almost for sure definitely have in the recent past, but focused on the gold this year but as of the end of the medal…
Yeah but how many of those people do you rub your crotch on every day?
Maybe not in the past couple of weeks. Weak legs. In the next couple of days? Like animals. Filthy dirty animals.
I think they fuck from time to time but they probably consider a relationship to be too time consuming. (Even though they spend all their time together anyway. They probably don’t feel like doing “dates” or whatever)
and I bet it’s amazing.
They’re totes doin’ it.
My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.
Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!
Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.
Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.
Articles like this are why America deserves only sibling ice dancers.
I’m gonna say they’re not but they want to. The best seasons of The Office are before Jim & Pam hooked up.
I am not convinced that mass shootings are escalating.
The ability to overthrow a tyrannical government by force is more important than any number of dead children.
The large magazine and semi automatic are for attacking members of the military in a “red dawn” kind of situation.