TOM! STOP IT!

Or find an 18 Mustang that has been crashed, and combine for a street legal Cobra Jet.

Wow. I’d say front compressor blade failed but what’s really unusual is that the containment band (a strengthened band inside the nacelle, designed to contain blade failures) appears to have failed too. The nacelles are designed to contain catastrophic failures like this and direct all the debris out the back (it’s…

This photoshop is amazing.

Nah, this looks more like Phil’s work.

It’s OK. We’ll lower the standard and have an even harder time selling cars overseas. Then we’ll impose a tariff, not really understanding that many “foreign” cars are made here and many “domestic” cars are made across a border.

“it is among the oldest cars he has ever driven”

You need to add the exhaust trails to the extra engines, shouldn’t be much extra work but it will add a lot of verisimilitude. Seeing only the usual four is an instant dead giveaway.

The Rutan Boomerang wonders what you’re on about.

Heh, rad. Racing in the rain would be fun, but scary as hell. Always been a fantasy of mine.

But are you Stacy’s mom?

I hope she steps bare-footed on a Lego.

Looks like Uber disrupted themselves right out of the autonomous car business.

It’s 2018 and we’re still hot glueing iPad mini’s to our dashboards, good lord.

“We’ve addressed it, we’ve addressed it extensively and there’s nothing new to add to this conversation...NOW, let’s get back to talking about Benghazi!” 

Were the crowds behind the mustang?

If you honestly think they threw the race on purpose, you’re an absolute moron.

Well I suspect people are gonna crucify the driver, but I bet anybody would space out after riding around for an hour or two without touching the controls.

It’s supposed to have LIDAR or similar sensors which detect obstacles in front of it - whether or not they’re illuminated. Part of the point of these autonomous vehicles is that they’re supposed to have better ways to detect potential problems than a human driver, and this shows that wasn’t the case.