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No one is blaming him directly for the shootings. What we are saying is that because of his massive influence with a younger audience, as well as the fact of how he aligned himself with a bunch of free-speech mooks and other shitty individuals, Pewdiepie’s brand of “I’m just joking” racism is a gateway to harder,

The lengths that people will go to to show that they hate us is incredible. I ain’t got shit else to say.

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me

*deep breath*

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

This stupid thing is said *every* time here and it’s still wrong. Phelps is competing against literally everyone. Semenya is competing against a subset limited to women, while possessing a significant advantage of having male testosterone.

In regards to your Phelps example, let’s say swimming had two divisions; one for people with short arms and one for people with long arms. Phelps and his freakishly long arms qualify for the long arm division. Do you think it would be fair for him to compete in the short arm division?

This whole situation is a mess of “he said, he said, they said, these other guys said, video cut #1 said, video cut #2 said”.

What hellish landscape is this?

That this shallow tween game is still so overwhelmingly popular is an absolute mystery to me. I guess kids really do have the most disposable income.

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen and I’m slightly more ashamed to be alive in 2019.

It’s time for some vulgarity. I’m done playing nice and pretending that there’s any middle ground here. At least six kids have died in U.S. custody in the past year from torture and neglect at U.S. concentration camps. No kids died in immigration custody in the decade before that. And now American kids are being

1) The kid who recently got picked up by ICE was an American citizen. His mother even brought his birth certificate and they insisted it was fake. He spent a month sleeping on a floor in an overcrowded cell with 60 men. The kid lost 20 pounds because these concentration camps aren’t providing basic food or medical

As I mention at the end of the post, this photoshop incident isn’t a big deal. But we’ll take any small victory these days when American teens are being placed in concentration camps and lose 20 pounds over a few weeks because they got picked up for being the wrong color.

People like Danielle Stella are the reason we have warning stickers on hairdryers telling you not to use them in the shower.  

I bet you’ve told this anecdote to a lot of people, huh.

A pizza delivery worker at least still gets minimum wage, and keeps the tips.

To the people already thinking about posting “tipping is optional, get a better job if you don’t like it,” I’d like to give you a hearty and preemptive: go fuck yourself. You’re a sociopathic scumbag, and nobody likes you or gives a flying fuck what you think.

Fox is finally covering the opioid epidemic. 

This is why concentration camps (which these detention centers are) are a crime against humanity. And these people deserve better than this. Anyone who disagrees with those two sentences are part of the problem and should experience these conditions first hand.