Shawn Long’s Lawn Blog

He sounds like the guy going around a party trying to find one conversation to latch on to while everyone tries to avoid him.

Please explain what a bat and glove are.

“where Richards spoke about taking everyone’s guns, a patron displayed a pistol in a holster on his right hip and started rubbing it.”

Zack Hample’s sister saw this happen up close after her dead dad pulled this move with her brother, and she vowed that the destructive cycle would end with her generation.

Here are some that you can go fuck yourself with: http://gizmodo.com/9-gift-worthy-sex-toys-that-dont-look-like-sex-toys-an-1672435451

Prayers for the Sixers in their expansion draft this weekend.

I didn’t realize the articles were coming monthly. That sounds like a lot to deal with.

At least you’re earning that persecution complex.

All he had to do was not tweet. That’s it. And he couldn’t even not do that.

Cars 2 is sitting at 39% on RT. Audience score is 50%. Great movie to take a stand for.

Tim Cowlishaw will claim he was right anyway.

I’d like for Jones and Wondolowski to host a show where they go around the world eating incredible food and seeing all the wonders this planet has to offer and never, ever putting another USMNT jersey on.

Who Kicks the Kicksmen?

How in the world could the umpire crew double down on this after the video review? That quote from Miller is mind boggling in its inability to even appear to give a shit.

Mike Hill is a sportscaster on FS1, the network Whitlock works for. Why are you so stupid?

I cannot stress enough how irrationally angry Malone’s whole “white trash Amish” aesthetic makes me.

I really love Kinja sometimes. Thank you.

Every time I leave Lubbock, I always swear it’ll be the last.

Pretty sure that’s what he’s saying.