Rob, you beautiful, dumb idiot.

God dammit, he literally said it was a joke, and you “actually’ed” it.

Hopefully the doctors print out your comments and show them to her so she can make a full recovery.

This is Deadspin, you’re supposed to at least attempt to make a joke about these things.

“I would have no joy at all being a Celtics fan this year knowing my team cant win a title and is just pretty good.”

“Nobody killed Kitty Genovese. If they had, someone would’ve Tweeted about it!”

“The kind of place that still probably offers an open tab would be like Trees Lounge: located in a small town, staffed with like two people, with a grand total of five regular customers.”

His hair is askew! I did not see that coming!

No, that’s a real thing. Drink twice for lying.

I’m no doctor, but I am a blogger.

Sup, clam?

James Harden has made me empathize with the Spurs. He is truly a monster.

That headline got me to take the bait.

Everything was just turtlenecks and abortion.

I think if you include college football and basketball, this list gets crowded quickly. You’re pretty much taking the top rivalry from MLB/NHL/NFL/NBA/NCAAF/NCAAM and then four wild cards. It’s going to be hard to reach consensus on just one of those, let alone 10.

I, too, experience this plight. Curiously, I can drink a whole bottle of wine and she says nothing. But three beers? The side-eye is strong.

There are few things that will get me to Pittsburgh, but once I’m there, I make sure to go get the pancakes at Pamela’s. The people watching is excellent (everyone is wearing a Steelers jersey, even if it’s July) and the pancakes are big, light and little crispy on the edges.  

Yes, that’s what I think.

He’s the one that spelled it wrong tbh.