The fact that this has two distinct interpretations makes me cringe.

Well, that explains it then! *fistbump*

The internet will literally become nothing but porn over night. Google will need to make an extra safe search feature just to keep peoples junk from ruining your “workflow”.

On the bright side, Deadspin will never run out of content.

HEYOOO!

boom!

+3 twig and berries

Double points awarded for working metaphorically and literally.

So, the next time someone photobombs your selfie...

So he’s using a dongle?

There will never be enough.

Penis of the future will come with bunny like attachment and can combine with others into becoming a robot.

Any interpretation of this response is the correct one.

All the stars for that.

Jaimie Alexander has her own show on NBC this fall so I doubt Sif will be around much.

I’ve lived in Maryland all my life (except a brief period in Delaware that I don’t like to talk about) and I’ve never heard of that. Well, not Southern MD.

After looking at that, I don’t think I like ham anymore either.

It looks like someone took a cooked ham, cut it in half, and rolled it around in the clippings from a freshly cut lawn right after it rained.