Dr. Henry Kissinger, who is the sort of man who has protégés, hosted a book party for one named Joshua Cooper Ramo. Sadly for Hank, Ramo's book is largely about thinking Kissinger is super wrong.
This month's Esquire says that the new Terminator movie is all about a scream, or something, but that the scream is bad, and McG definitely isn't a tool. Oh super. This movie will be great.
Look At This Fucking Hipster is a very popular website. The site's writer is a good friend of mine, and though he'd rather stay anonymous, he agreed to answer some questions.
Microblogging platform and lazy book deal factory Tumblr introduced a "feature" yesterday called Tumblarity, a single convenient number that lets users know exactly how many terrible blogs are better than theirs.
Speidi have been filming promos for I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here and Then Strap Me Into an Automatic Suicide Machine, and they released some pictures of themselves in front of green screens.
Did you know the actor who played Sipowicz was born in Chicago? This video makes that joke many, many times but comedy is truth, or something, and Denis Franz walks around talking like this everyday.
If you don't love the crazy pun-based Snickers ad campaign blanketing the city right now and you want to be friends with me, you can "Nougetaboutit".
Rough day for animals, as there's been an outbreak of bull flu in Ireland. Its symptoms are a bull escaping from a cattle market and scaring the crap out of Irish people in a supermarket.
Now more than ever don't go around hugging and kissing random elementary schoolchildren, or pigs, in Queens. [NY Times]
The President may have passed a record stimulus bill, closed Gitmo and handled a deadly pirate crisis, but from what I can tell he has discovered few to no hatches.
It's happened to all of us without exception: we are watching amateur pornography online and we then wonder if there is an inspired way to make it even creepier. Photo Tumblr Heavypetting loudly answers "Yes."
Great news, everybody. Dust off those old bird flu surgical masks and prepare for the End Times because eight mild cases of possible human swine flu in Queens mean only one thing: PANIC!!
Accused murderer and savvy webhead Philip Markoff tried to hang himself in his cell with shoelaces, so authorities now have him wearing an insane-looking anti-suicide smock called a Ferguson, according to the Daily News.
