I should become a contracts lawyer. "Sorry, my clients don't have to abide by this contract since it doesn't start with 'Simon says' so it's obviously null and void."

Not gonna lie, I read the headline like that at first and burst into a giggle fit.

I applaud you for not going for the easy headline which would have been:

Oh. My. GAWD. DIGITAL SCAVENGER HUNT!

I recently started going to the dentist after my last appointment was when I was 8 and now I'm 25 (my mom lost dental insurance and we were low income and I had a bad experience at my last visit so once I got it for myself I just never used it). I had my first appointment since I was 8 this last January. I had bad…

Please, please, please if you are struggling with depression or thoughts of suicide reach out to someone. A hotline, a helpline, a friend, a family member, or even a random internet stranger.

I'm 95% sure I know the guy holding the fuck this guy sign... I'm going to have to ask him when and where he protested the westboro people.

Here is a link to their kickstarter:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/20916…

I'll admit, my complex isn't the best in the world. But they respond to maintenance requests quickly and I live in the front of the complex so my building is always first for new paint and upgrades. I've considered moving out the last few years but they keep offering me great rent rates that make it hard to say no.…

Arlington, Texas (almost exactly in between Dallas and Fort Worth, where Six Flags [the original] and the Cowboys' stadium is)

Thanks! As someone that used to work at a liquor and has seen many ID's this glaring hole in my knowledge kinda made me feel bad.

You and everyone at my current company.

I have a question that I ask out of ignorance and trying to fix that ignorance.

Everyone I know who has renter's or homeowner's insurance has the same clause in it. Maybe it's more common in Texas to have that than other places, I just assumed it was in all insurance policies. I know my car insurance won't cover my car getting stolen or items stolen out of it if I don't lock it up too and I know…

Chances are her insurance isn't going to cover any of this because they didn't set their alarm or lock the doors. I know because I read my renter's insurance policy (nothing covered if you leave the door unlocked) and my truck was stolen from my mechanic's shop and it wasn't covered because it wasn't inside their…

This is just a really bold piece of rhetorical slight-of-hand.

If I ever see a Ferrari at a gas station, the first question out of my mouth will probably be something along the lines of, "so is this the second one you got after the first one caught fire?" And then I will step back into my Mk 1 TT and cry over my repair bills and how I probably could have afforded a Ferrari by…

Just because someone on the internet claims to be a licensed professional does not make it true.

Yes.