The question about the longest fire pole you’d be willing to descend pretty much requires the xkcd What If? about a fire pole from the moon to the earth.

This is why I stick to mushrooms when I plan to pick a fight with the cops.

I caught a Trevor Plouffe line drive foul with one bare hand, while sitting down and shoving a hot dog into my mouth with the other hand.  I received a round of applause from the neighboring sections and my greatness was noted by Steve Stone and the white sox radio people.  That ball sits on my dresser to this day,…

I’m pretty sure Albert spends all day staring at trees and coming up with new ways to describe despair. It’s like if Walt Whitman really wanted you to know you were going to die alone.

[slaps the bong out of Albert and Patrick’s hands]

I don’t get it...there is already a Robin that kills people. Why do they insist on fucking with Dick Grayson?

Here what I don’t get:

Seriously, the lack of understanding of one of the clearest DC characters exploded my bullshitometer.

Plus he is the wrong Robin to be saying that, Jason Todd is voted most likely to hate Batman.

Yes he jumps into an alley where crime guys are doing crime stuff and disarms one of them and appears to shoot the rest, then breaks one’s neck with his foot (this person may already be dead), then covered in their blood says, “Fuck Batman”.

love too watch Robin murder a bunch of bad guys in the streets with a gun while saying swear words

Goddamnit! Fuck you, Zack Snyder for your continued influence on one of my favorite characters of all time. This is not Dick Grayson and not something I’m going to watch.

I guess. But if he thinks the team’s handling of his injury was so egregiously bad, isn’t that what the union is (or should be) there for? Isn’t there a grievance process for that? The fact that we’ve heard nary a whisper of that makes me think it has little or nothing to do with this.

“Spazzing out”? Wow, man.

Calling this a “humiliation” is implying that they lost something—either some nebulous concept of “esteem,” or the services of a player who might improve the roster and become part of a championship team, or might bolt in a year.

Methinks the Sbarros have remained conspicuously silent.  Another shoe is about to DROP.

Papa John approves of your stereotypes.

even bigger FUCK YOU to DeMar DeRozan, who didn’t realize Canadians knew those kinds of words

what a monumental FUCK YOU to Kawhi Leonard, who mostly deserves it, and an even bigger FUCK YOU to DeMar DeRozan, who didn’t realize Canadians knew those kinds of words