It’s like the recurring joke in Beetlejuice, “This thing reads like stereo instructions!”

You are a moron, that 200 pound wad of chewed bubble gum in the camo hat would be puking his guts out after one minute of fighting and Russ would just be just getting warmed up. That fight wouldn’t last more than a few seconds just with Russ’ hand speed let alone his endurance.

There were actually 2 D&D games for this platform, one where you navigated through a forest, and the later one that had you go through an underground complex that had like a hundred chambers. I spent hours playing both, eventually melting the console. Which one did you play?

Loved Burger Time, even my uncles would join in for that. Also played a ton of both Dungeons&Dragon games.

Thin? Did you only have one toy store where you grew up? I had the Sears knockoff and it would play Intellivision, Colecovision, and the dozens of titles Sears offered. Must have had like over a hundred choices altogether, played that thing until it freaking melted.

I imagine Trump proposals being similar to the British Professor’s one to Sally Kellerman’s character in Back to School, except more rude and boorish.

Beat me to it, nice hustle my man.

We call it the Pete Carroll shuffle here in Pac-12.

My Aunt’s best friend was a flight attendant for over 30 years, and also a gray man. He worked first class a lot and encountered many celebrities and would party with the gay ones occasionally. He would always say that Paul Lynde was the most awful human being he ever encountered, apparently one of his favorite things …

I addition to his bad take, he is not using the proper term “Corpse of RGIII".

Nailed it my dude

This has been aired for at least 6 months or so on the secondary over the air channels. One of the GMG sites did a blog about it a while back IIRC. Anyone that has ordered this should probably be in a mental health or nursing home facility of some kind.

Whiffed on #metoo? In baseball, if intententionally take a strike without swinging, it is not whiffing.

I am trying to think of a snappy answer to your stupid question, gimme a couple hours.

You tell em Jackie Childs!

IIRC, they can read traffic signals because the light behind the lens provides enough contrast, so they just go by top, middle, bottom. But something a shade or 2 off would be difficult depending on the severity of the blindness.

Imagine the confusion for color blind people that can’t see reds and greens!

Will we get to see them traveling the Highway to said Danger Zone!?

They used it last night on a Cowboy Redzone play and completely missed the Cardinal’s Budda Baker interception. Then had to quickly get the replay up after, hilarious!

I love how he worked a line from Pee Wee’s Playhouse in there too!