Sounds like a typical CR review.

Good god the French sure make some nasty cars.

Any time they use sport to refer to the base model. I'm looking at you Wrangler...

No social media gimmicks... Just Abe Lincoln and a gimmicky glass roof. I'll take the Town Car in the beginning.

Zing!

Why "performance." In quotes. Certainly better performing than their stock counterparts. They don't need to excel at everything to be performance, without quotes.

I'd drive it.

Park Ridge really does not like people driving through their little town. There are other signs with this sort of holier than though kind of smugness. Drive down Cumberland between Touhy and Talcott. You'll see other signs repeating the obvious. Such as please drive 25. Cause you know, they always come to a complete 3…

What's with all these black series? Where's the white series? Or the yellow series? RACIST I TELLS YA!

I think Elmhurst may be the worst. They host a cruise night on wednesdays in the summer. It used to be nice, but they no longer kick the regular cars off the street to make room for the show cars, and instead they harass the show car owners for piddly things. An acquaintance with a heavily modified 80s Monte Carlo…

I'd liquor up.

Twenty valves divided by eight cylinders? I call BS.

The way things are going, the Flex is what the Mini Cooper will look like in 10 years.

That's definitely part of it. People also need to acknowledge that the world isn't straight white guys against everybody else. Discrimination is a 2 way street.

I never make it down that way. But up north, Kenosha is bad. They prey on Illinois drivers.

No, I get the point. But since he said 400+hp for less than $30k, it got me thinking... so I asked. Deal with it. There are obviously plenty of 400+hp cars you can buy used for less than $30k.

Elk Grove isn't that bad. Try Park Ridge, Niles, or Skokie.

What car new gives you 400 hp for under 30k? Mustang GT comes close, but like The Price is Right, its actual retail price is over 30k so it doesn't count. Camaro SS is also over the 30k mark. And forget the Challenger, the R/T is under 400hp and over 30k.

The town with the most female traffic cops. They're all on a power trip.

Cross post to Jezebel please!