Matt Novak
mattnovak
Matt Novak is the editor of Gizmodo's Paleofuture blog
12/6/19
2:38 PM
7

Needless to say, you’ll really be able to get a good look at the bullets that killed President Kennedy, if that’s what blows your hair back.
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12/5/19
12:28 PM
5

What if Baby Yoda is already “dead”? The Yodas aren’t a race because they’re dead babies who had the force and the midichlorians are re-animating their bodies. 

12/3/19
8:24 AM
19

So what are the fancy 1%ers and their mistresses going to do when they find out the cost of a Hermes bag doubles thanks to Trump?

12/3/19
8:09 AM
39

Watching leaders of other nations treat him as if he were a functioning adult is an impressive display of decorum.  He operates at the schoolyard level, and they should just give him the cold shoulder (or whatever it is that horrible children do nowadays).

12/3/19
8:00 AM
49

Boy it’s a good thing he’s looking out for small businesses like Boeing through all this.

12/2/19
9:54 AM
17

“I believe all traitors to our Country need to be tried for their many crimes. I’ve been outspoken about HRC crime family, BH0, S0R0S and others as well,” Stella continued, likely referring to Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC), Barack Hussein Obama (BH0), and George Soros (S0R0S). Read more

11/27/19
11:44 AM
3

I would genuinely love going back to the old flip phone days if (like some of Nokia’s featurephones) more were able to run messaging apps like WhatsApp and Viber (I’m in the EU, only 1 friend uses an iPhone). Throw in a Spotify app and I’m down.
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11/26/19
1:38 PM
5

I just imagine Tom Hanks-as-Disney-in-Saving Mr Banks doing that when I try to imagine it.

11/26/19
11:56 AM
5

can someone please, please explain to me how Disney seems to get a pass. If anyone did half of what Walt and Co. did, they’d be boycotted into oblivion. But all the people my age and younger (I’m 38) Flock to the parks, buy all the merch and sign up for things like Disney plus. Disney is HORRIBLE, and it just seems Read more

11/26/19
11:48 AM
7

Hoping there’s no GMG subtext in you posting this. I’m still mourning Splinter and Deadspin.

11/26/19
11:47 AM
2

Right around the time TV dulled everyone I guess.