mattnovak
Matt Novak
mattnovak
Matt Novak is the editor of Gizmodo's Paleofuture blog
Jan 5
11

Sign me up.  With this I am sure to shred the next air guitar competition. 

Jan 5
12

Don’t you get it???? The “foot switch” makes you mix left and right feet hence making you trip yourself up and be a total dweeb on the dance floor. Read more

Jan 5
40

So you get 5G mind control/tracking AND sick guitar licks? What a deal!

Jan 5
47

It’s all fun and games until some idiot with an arsenal shows up at a guitar shop trying to free all the kidnapped footswitches being trafficked for the wealthy garage bands in the DC suburbs...

Dec 17
65

This is maddening. The US is like a 3rd world nation at this point because it can’t protect it’s own people and can’t empower them to overcome it. Trump has failed this country completely and absolutly and should be imprisoned. Read more

Dec 17
67

“We want them infected” bombshell is still settling in for me. I mean, most of us cynical and sane fucks assumed that the Trumpers were probably trying to rely on their murderous “herd immunity” plan but to have them fucking confirm it, from their own guy on the inside of the administration? Read more

Nov 16
16

Meanwhile my cancer-fighting immunocompromised wife’s family, hardcore Indiana Trump supporters, are dead set on having Thanksgiving and Christmas and are pissed we won’t be there.

Nov 16
20

Dr. Osterholm seemed optimistic that even though people would be dying, it might serve as a wake-up call for some Americans to get their act together and act more responsibly. Read more

Nov 16
9

Wait! Waitaminnit! Somebody quick call Sarah Palin. She’ll know what to do with these “death panels”.

Nov 16
21

Isn’t it depressing? We know so many things from history but we’re doing the same mistakes in every way possible. Ignoring a deadly virus that can kill millions, electing a despot and still having 70 million people standing behind him “after” they saw his real face.

Nov 16
31

The 1918 pandemic H1N1 commonly referred to as the “Spanish Flu” infected 500 million people, roughly 1/3 of the worlds approximately 1.5 billion people at that time. Around 10% of those infected, 50 million people died, over 675,000 in the USA alone. Read more