8/12/22The 9 Dumbest Defenses for Trump Keeping Nuclear Secrets at Mar-a-LagoFox News pundits even argued Donald Trump just likes to keep souvenirs.
8/11/22North Korea Declares Victory Against Covid-19 Pandemic With Just 74 DeathsNorth Korea also said South Korea had intentionally spread the virus and suggested Kim Jong Un was recently sick.
8/10/22How Spider-Man Led to the Invention of the Prisoner Ankle MonitorA judge in New Mexico approached an engineer after reading a strip of "The Amazing Spider-Man" in 1977.
8/10/22Elon Musk Sells $6.9 Billion in Tesla Stock Despite Saying He Wouldn't Sell MoreIt's a funny coincidence the stock just happened to have recovered from a downturn when Musk sold.
8/9/229 Completely Unhinged Tweets About the FBI's Raid on Donald Trump at Mar-a-LagoFrom comparing Joe Biden to Richard Nixon, to calling for civil war, every MAGA diehard seemed to have an opinion on…
8/5/22Twitter Obliterates Elon Musk's Excuses for Trying to Kill $44 Billion Deal in Blistering Court FilingTwitter called Musk's claims "factually inaccurate, legally insufficient, and commercially irrelevant."
8/4/22Trump Henchman Refuses to Hand Over Emails From Private Account Without ImmunityDOJ and the National Archives filed suit against Peter Navarro for his emails on Wednesday.
8/3/222002's Visions From the FutureWe were promised a world of augmented reality, robot servants, and... STDs.
8/3/22How to Contact the 11 Senators Who Voted Against Health Care for 'Burn Pit' VeteransExcuses offered by the Republican Senators range from the ridiculous to downright dishonest.
8/2/22CIA Likely Used 'Ninja Bomb' to Kill Terrorist Leader Ayman al-ZawahiriExistence of the unique missile, officially dubbed the Hellfire R9X, was first revealed in 2019.
8/1/22'We're Going To Be Finding Bodies For Weeks,' Kentucky Governor Says About FloodAt least 28 people have been found dead, but local authorities warn there will be a lot more.
7/28/22Sean Hannity Complains Biden Got Weaker Variant of Covid-19 Than TrumpThe Fox News host is technically correct, but it's still a funny thing to whine about.
7/27/22Wuhan Enters Another Lockdown as Rest of World Pretends Covid-19 Pandemic Is OverChina has been accused of covering up the real number of infections, but ironically it's the U.S. that no longer…
7/26/22Saudi Arabia Wants to Build This Bizarre City Dubbed 'The Line'The ambitious project sounds like something from a dystopian sci-fi movie about the death of the planet.
7/25/22Elon Musk Denies Having Sex With Wife of Google Co-Founder Sergey BrinMusk tweeted late Sunday he hasn't had sex "in ages (sigh)."
7/22/22Fake Donald Trump Quote About Hercules Fools America's Brightest RepublicansWe realize that sounds like a contradiction in terms.
7/21/22Microsoft Cuts Job Openings as Big Tech Worries About U.S. EconomyApple, Google, and Github have also pulled back on hiring recently.
7/19/22Marjorie Taylor Greene's Anti-Trans Tweet Allowed to Stay Up Despite Breaking Twitter RulesThe congresswoman who wanted Trump to declare 'Marshall Law' is obsessed with trans people.
7/18/22Who Planted a Bomb That Killed Two People at the 1940 New York World's Fair?The time-bomb was placed at the British exhibition, killing two police officers who were trying to disarm it.
7/15/22Celsius Owes $4.7 Billion to Users But Doesn't Have Money to Pay ThemThe crypto company has a $1.2 billion hole in its books and many of its assets aren't liquid.