I love sprots. It’s my favorite food.

Didn’t think I’d be getting this sort of Wojbomb today tbh

Tom: That’s 5, bitch.

his jumper is nice, not even gonna lie.

God Bless you, Timothy, for this illustration.

Jerry Jones could use him in many ways… on and off the field.

Giri, I keep reading your name as “Girl” in the byline.

But does it honestly matter, when we know the Cavs are going to make the Finals regardless of all of this?

Man, I hope she’ll be alright. I got cancer in the spring of 2015, right when I was about to graduate high school — it was a tough part of my life. But beating cancer makes you a stronger person, for sure.

Joel Embiid > Michael Jordan

The ghost of Derrick Rose said he’d tear an ACL if he played tonight’s game, hence why he didn’t show up.

Well, she does look awfully similar to Shrek.

Ronda Rousey’s standup is butt!

Just! Like! That! Mike Goldberg is not the UFC play-by-play champion of the world!

He’s so fucking punch drunk, holy shit.

Gus Bradley was butt

*Journalists asks a question*

Rest In Peace, Craig. GQ should give him most stylish man of the year.

My combo of the year: McDonald’s french fries and canned nacho cheese sauce

It’s almost been a month since he’s won, and it still shocks me that he’s actually going to be our next Commander-in-Chief. Nonetheless, his term will be an interesting one. We should make his time in the White House a reality TV show hosted on the E! Network.