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“How can someone who went to Brown be racist?”

I oncee threw a football over those mountains. If coach had put me in, we would have taken states. No doubt, no doubt.

Louisville fucks itself in seconds, even though they are not in an Italian restaurant

Hahahahahahhaahahaha. No, he’s white, silly.

Good job, Dad.

The fact that this guy lost fair and square and goes to Twitter to post a flagrantly misleading rant (he implies that the winner was solely decided by a coin flip, not that the flip was used due to a tied vote) is probably a clue to why he failed to gain the respect of enough of his peers to become the flag bearer.

There’s no vaccine for affluenza.

Toucher & Rich?

“Sadie Mae! Sadie Mae! That dang ol ref done throwed out one our boys from the Quicklane O’Brady’s Weedwhacker Dot.com Bowl! That is a insult to our sovereign dignity! Run go Google me Rand Paul’s phone numbah! And that bastard-ass ref’s too! Put down my nephew-son now and do it!”

Don’t fight it at this point. Magary is the Jennifer Jason Leigh to Simmons’ Bridget Fonda.

HMMMMMM

To be fair, Mississippi would be the most likely state to insist marriage requires a Miss and a p-p.

I remember when it used to be called Cool Tackle Federation.

The league will be called Cool Tackle Entertainment.

It depends on how you define “worse.” If you mean worse in terms of the likelihood to cause an injury, then maybe. If you mean worse in terms of how blatantly unnecessary and willful it was, then the Gronk hit is clearly worse. Davis’s hit looks bad in slow-mo, but in full speed it was a split second decision. Gronk

Ok, this thread is closed.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

That’s cold-blooded.