You aim at the butt, you best not piss! :-P

GOD DAAAMN YOU, RON HOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD!!! >:-O

Name? :-)

I'm going to miss you. :'-(

FACEBOOK WID ME, PWWWEEEEAAASSSSEEE X'-O

Hey, look me up on Facebook; I'm Matthew Blanchette, on there. I'd love to have you as a friend. :-)

…and that goes for any others on here who'd like to friend me on there, too. I love you all! <3

I'll give it a shot, if you so request. Who shall I say it is for? :-)

It's his birthday today, actually; I could Facebook DM him, if you'd like. :-)

You were right to embarrass him! >:-(

Nah; plain, cold bologna, clearly…

YOU THIEVING BASTARD!!! THAT'S MY LINE!!! >:-O

No swearing allowed, though. Which is poopy butthole. :-(

…how does that work? :-/

You would have to think at least part of the reason is due to the turtle scene from Cannibal Holocaust… :-S

HIS NAME IS MIKE VAGO. >:-(

Why a duck?

I've had lamb burgers from a Greek place — they're fuckin' DELICIOUS. :-D

*Morrissey, trapped in plane cockpit sinking into water, bangs futiley on the glass top; it refuses to open*

…but, what are your thoughts on Kinja? :-o