Robin the parrot: “Pieces of Eight, Pieces of 8, Robin want hardtack”

*checks with judges *

Spikes is a bad choice, Arron. You want crushing damage, not to get your hand stuck in a skull.

Or Ace, the Bat Hound.

But on a serious note., I had this lady talking my ear off on the subway in NYC and I wasn’t responding. Then I finally looked at her and said “I’m sorry, I don’t speak English” and went back to straight up ignoring her.

Chloroform

...for a dollar

I fully expect this movie to take a HUGE nose dive. It was wretched.

If you deepfake it, now Brad Pitt can be Luk3e Skywalker! Or even Brie Larson. That would make heads explode. And I am here for it.

Digitally de-age Mark Hamill. It will be just fine!

Rudy Giuliani is a cousin fucker, not a hero.  

Yay Eva Green, as always. But can we also have Ruth Negga?

Don’t have heroes. 

Losers don’t get statues. Tear them the fuck down.

I don’t mind the heat, I loathe the TASTE of wasabi.

This TOOOWWWNN needs an enema

Yeah, DC proved even THEY could, get animated movies right (Batman banging Batgirl aside), so Sony doing it proves nothing. 

Paris Hilton rode a unicorn at Burning Man. [The Blast]

You mean famed Japanese creator CB Cebulski, surely.

I can’t say I super loved the game, but the Wolverine game remains uncompleted. That last Deadpool fight........