fuck the haters I like TGUSA

Have you ever ridden a bike up a big ass hill? Probably not, you’re too busy commenting online trying to come off as superior.

Taking a lane when there are blind curbs is the safest thing, actually. It’ll likely piss you off, but the 30 seconds I impede your regular speed, I swear on my life that (me specifically) am looking for a safe shoulder or driveway to plod into to let you pass me.

Deserved it.

SHHHHHHHHHH! Don't let the whack-jobs over at Gawker, Jezebel, and sadly, lately, Gizmodo see this this post if you know what's good for you. Cops are the racist oppressors, don't you know.

Creature report...creaturrrrre report!

everything i learned about cookie cutter sharks is from watching the octonauts with my kids.

Keep in mind that that 400hp can also be had with the same tricky rear differential found in the Focus RS! Speaking from experience, the new MKZ pulls like a damn train. It’s wonderful.

Do you shit yourself every time you have a flashback? That sounds like a major disability...

Craig Ferguson for host. Brilliant, funny, technically an American.

Telegraph reporting pilot dead after failing to rendezvous with a tanker after leaving Lakenheath.

Thank you for making me feel less stupid. I REALLY enjoy Gotham. If anyone asked me if it was good, I’d be laughing too hard to say “OF COURSE NOT.” But the Merc was a damn delight simply because they didn’t care. They didn’t try to make it realistic or normal, they just said, “Screw it, CostCo but eviller.” And Theo…

It’s dumber than the villains turning the United Nations ambassadors into powder in the ‘60s Batman movie, the powder getting mixed up, and the ambassadors being returned to life with the ability to speak other languages.

Farscape-1

Poo-pourri is good stuff. I prefer Trap-a-Crap, but it’s much better than a can of air freshener spray. That said, the intrusiveness of ads here has pretty much reached the point of contemptuous behavior towards visitors on behalf of Gawker. Like Max Read used to say: All site users are shitty.

Or what they (apparently) turned down to go with Sam Smith instead:

After hearing that noise some people attempt to call music, let’s listen to a good Bond theme;

Also, give the Troller configurator a try: https://security.troller.com.br/monte-o-seu/mo…

Ironic that you’d choose Ford for your example in Reason One. Ford builds this Troller T4 in South America, but NO, AMERICA, YOU NO CAN HAVE! Solid axles, diesel, stick, built-in snorkle... WANT but can’t have :(