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Matt Sussman
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Jun 7 2012
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Oh, sure but when R.A. Dickey pitches against Stephen Mokturtelnyk nobody cares.

May 11 2012
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Jackie Robinson was a dude?!

May 1 2012
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[plays flute]

May 1 2012
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I really thought Melora Hardin was above such seedy behavior.

Apr 18 2012
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Tim Tebow isn't foreign?

Apr 11 2012
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What's with all these collect calls from Oddibe McDowell?

Apr 6 2012
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No I just keep making the same Chinatown joke.

Apr 6 2012
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The tipster was Ida Sessions, right?

Feb 23 2012
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No fun! Guess we'll have to wait until a white person makes it in the NBA.

Jan 27 2012
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There's no question because nobody's asking anymore.

Jan 23 2012
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That's what you get when you survey the Oveur family.

Jan 6 2012
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Good luck turning the Penn State program around!

Jan 6 2012
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Adrian Zmed's gonna be PISSED when he finds out about this.

Jan 5 2012
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AJ Killed "Sean Salisbury Wisdom," something I'll never forgive him for.

Dec 22 2011
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How do I upload my avatar?

Dec 20 2011
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Did those Panthers cheerleaders get married yet?

Dec 15 2011
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You misunderstood. The name of the law is the "Right To ... No" Act.

Dec 7 2011
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We might as well all stop writing satire if people are going to start believing the "Orlando Magic" is the name of a sports team.

Oct 26 2011
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AHEM. I believe the plural is Anthropouli.