I still have a Lumia 640 that I bought for $20 (new! yay Amazon!) early last year. I even updated it to the Windows Phone 10 OS, and it runs pretty damned well. My daily driver is still a 3rd-gen Moto G, but occasionally I pop the SIM into the Lumia and enjoy the UI and the feel of it.

Gizmodo and Apple have had a tumultuous relationship for a number of years now...

This whole story rubbed me the wrong way from the announcement. I grew up safe and comfortable in the knowledge that Kyle Katarn defected from the Empire and became the Alliance’s top agent, stealing the Death Star plans and becoming one of the most prominent Jedi in the aftermath of the Galactic Empire.

That would have been a lot more responsible.

Don’t care if you’re cosplaying—you don’t bring something that looks like a goddamned rifle on mass transit. Or even to a f*cking movie theater. Have we not learned these goddamned lessons yet?

Am I wrong to laugh at the “strictly no admittance” sign followed immediately by “warning sudden drop?”

Regarding the weirdest wi-fi names, one has stuck out in my mind for a long time.

I just remembered that there was a male crewmember in the skant uniform variation usually worn by women. Thank you for that.

I’m hoping to (finally) get an Xbox One or PS4 in the next couple months, and that STO will be on those consoles just makes me so, so giddy. Particularly since my 2009-era PC can’t run games more modern than 2005.

I cannot answer the initial question, but I find it absolutely hilarious that all these anti-Obama, anti-“leftist,” anti-government people all seem to use either Soviet- or Chinese-made weapons.

Nowhere in the article you linked to (twice, mind) did it mention anyone dating. Can you provide a link to that?

No, dear.

LeBlanc is just...uninteresting. Not bad, just uninteresting. Evans is an idiot, and Sabine is competent but doesn’t fit in. The only person I have interest in is Eddie Jordan—and I have a lot of interest in him.

You know what?

It was kind of your own fault. If you met a guy in an office wearing ripped jeans and a muscle shirt to be a lawyer?

The Versa isn’t a terrible car, though. I view it a lot like I do James May’s Fiat Panda—a reliable, cheap, economic car. And the hatchback version is kind of comfortable.

SMART Car —

Because I am a boring man masquerading as an exciting lesbian?

Ellen is wise.

Is it ok to judge someone based on their car? Oh f*ck yes.