just an fyi:MatisyahuSerious10/01/18 2:43pm26EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkcockblocking is not stage direction in pornographic film.
go home LetGo, you're drunkMatisyahuSerious8/25/18 3:27pm26EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
some perspective, for those of you outside of californiaMatisyahuSerious8/08/18 7:04am128EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
how is this filed under "opinions"?MatisyahuSerious8/05/18 6:08pm26EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkclearly, it should filed under facts:
here's something you don't see every dayMatisyahuSerious7/25/18 3:36pm25EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
no thanks, we're good.MatisyahuSerious7/06/18 3:26pm723EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
here's a picture of me, if you careMatisyahuSerious6/27/18 2:56pm824EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkif anyone from any of these regions has a secret handshake to teach me, hit me up!
if ya didnt know, now you doMatisyahuSerious6/27/18 12:29am20EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkhttps://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/18/magazine/how-desus-mero-conquered-late-night.html
la, stop what you are doing and get this inside youMatisyahuSerious6/23/18 7:02pm21EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkhttps://www.breescakes.com
more like father's yayMatisyahuSerious6/17/18 6:15pm120EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkthere was coconut milk involved as well, to great effect
oh doctor, my doctor!MatisyahuSerious6/17/18 1:15am18EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
words matter, trumpitoMatisyahuSerious6/16/18 2:22pm1317EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinki can’t even with this twit any more.
i mean, if you're gonna buy it anyway...MatisyahuSerious6/11/18 7:53pm213EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
as seen on the 405MatisyahuSerious6/10/18 3:34am8EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkall black everything...
this computer deal is hot afMatisyahuSerious5/19/18 12:45pm12EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
i am both shocked and appalled MatisyahuSerious5/01/18 8:13pm1711EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
i mean, at least they are being true to themselves...MatisyahuSerious4/27/18 3:34pm8EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkalso, bwahahahahahahahaha
imma act like this is totally normalMatisyahuSerious4/10/18 1:12pm8EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
cnn knows that words are importantMatisyahuSerious4/10/18 1:12pm18EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkhail to the toddler in chief!
new items at targetMatisyahuSerious4/09/18 7:32pm103EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalinkthis is a great gift to buy someone if you are on a budget, because its really two presents in one: an accent rug and a seizure inducer.