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we’ve crossed a threshold in american stupidity, there’s never going to be any going back.
MatisyahuSerious
matisyahuserius
May 10 2019
9
if a tree falls in the woods, and no one tags it - did it make an impact?
Oct 1 2018
41
cockblocking is not stage direction in pornographic film.
Aug 25 2018
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Aug 8 2018
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Aug 5 2018
34
clearly, it should filed under facts:
Jul 25 2018
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Jul 6 2018
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Jun 27 2018
30
if anyone from any of these regions has a secret handshake to teach me, hit me up!
Jun 27 2018
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Jun 23 2018
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Jun 17 2018
22
there was coconut milk involved as well, to great effect
Jun 17 2018
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Jun 16 2018
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i can’t even with this twit any more.
Jun 11 2018
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Jun 10 2018
9
all black everything...
May 19 2018
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May 1 2018
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Apr 27 2018
9
also, bwahahahahahahahaha
Apr 10 2018
8
hail to the toddler in chief!