Damn it! You didn't even say "SPOILER ALERT!"

But is Jennifer Aniston fine with Quan and Young Thug being fine?

If you look at this dress long enough it appears to be looking back at you.

They make my head want to explode as well. What's the problem?

But what would it be called?

"I find your lack of faith...disturbing."

Never mind. My mask seems to be a bit tight today and it's cutting off the blood and oxygen flows to my brain.

THIS IS BEST BASKETBALL GAME ME HAVE EVER SEEN. ME SO HAPPY.

She shops at the local Piggly Wiggly, and she's always bugging me to take her there. I wouldn't mind so much except that chauffeur cap keeps slipping off my mask.

Total false flag operation, no doubt staged to distract Australians from Vegemite.

Yeah, like first you have to be sure he's over two years old. That's important.

"What's the A&P got to do with football?"

"Warning: Bright Yellow Pee Ahead"

Bryers' Vanilla Bean ice cream used to be sooooooo good.

THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIVE.....WITH THE SMELL OF FRESH SOUPPPP....

Grilling linguinies does seal in the juices nicely, though.

You say Idaho po-tay-toe, I say Idaho po-tah-toe, Coach says get the fuck outta here.

Looks like they're all pretty much doing that.

Yeah, Duke vs. UNC meant little before ESPN came along. It's not like they history.

Watch the video again. The ball clearly is not stuck, but rather is floating in air. Obviously a false flag to distract us from the fact that despite some morans thinking otherwise, Kentucky won again.