"Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature… because I love you… not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty."

Leave me alone!

"The Show Must Go On" is simultaneously triumphant and sobering.

He does this thing where he tests the reader's resolve by thoroughly describing everything, but the prose is quietly beautiful and immersive, despite its density. So yeah, if you have free time!

Reading In Search of Lost Time was one of the more difficult things I've ever done. I wasn't sure it was worth it until I got to the section in which (SPOILERS FOR A BOOK THAT'S BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE) his grandmother has her stroke and begins to gradually succumb to her illness. It is perhaps one of the best literary…

"Get me some coffee will you?"

"How do you depict the patriarchal past without centering exclusively on the patriarchs?"

Her immortality also helps.

"Flaming Untamed Danny DeVito"

I want to support Mae Whitman, but I do not want to support Bella Thorne. She has evil eyes.

Egg?

I'm sure he probably wanted the door to hit him in the ass on the way out.

Speaking of which, Johnny Bravo over Justice League? C'mon!

They misspelled it. It's not nice to draw attention to learning disabilities, especially really sexy ones.

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

ANIME INCLUSION YEAAHHHH
But really, I'm so glad Eva was mentioned. "I'm so fucked up."

I just really love this show.

Bound 2: A nipple-less Charisma Carpenter, Kanye West, and a sex motorcycle.

More dick, less tit!

James is a piece of shit. She glorifies abuse and perpetuates awful gendered stereotypes in her writing, misrepresents the BDSM community as a whole, continues to profit off of another person's intellectual property, and proclaims "Anti-feminism!" whenever someone criticizes her work. Fuck her.