If you’re a liquor drinker, vodka tonics with diet tonic (0 calories per serving) is the way to go if you’re calorie counting.

I can totally relate to this though, as my wife and I are currently trying to cut back on the boozing. Most nights we were splitting a six pack of a high calorie IPA, sometimes more. We’ve…

Roger Goodell:

“Nanny nanny boo boo, I can’t hear you!”

C’mon Leo, wipe the coke off.

Bitch.

“You left me for this?!”

ETA: Kinja fail.