martyfunkhouser1
Marty Funkhouser
martyfunkhouser1

25 pickle slices? Yeah, no wonder he was pissed, that’s not nearly enough.

And they conveniently have a brand in their lobby that they will sell you for $19.95. Get your credit card out now.

You don’t have to be a vet or an animal dietitian to know for a fact that undeniably dry cat food is not “ the absolute worst thing you can feed your feline friends”. That would be cyanide, or cocoa bean

This reads like the Instagram posts I scroll past, and like most influencer “content” it sounds mostly made up.

As a veterinarian I have to say you are going to get pets killed with this blanket statement. This is akin to saying go ahead and treat COVID 19 with Ivermectin. There is nothing inherently wrong with dry food. Cats with chronic renal failure may benefit from a wet diet just to get more water in the body. Can a BARF

The vet told me last year when I got my cat keeping my cat on dry would be good with wet as treat. He would eat both. Now he is more favorable to dry. She said it helps keep his teeth clean. I feed him mostly, Blue Buffalo, which is grain-free. He loves freeze-dried chicken for treats. He is just over a year old now.

Blanche would slap the shit outta you for that!

Wanna hear a joke?

Can’t they just get the guy who voiced Bender’s “evil” twin Flexo to do it? He sounded very similar.

“few things pry open a movie studio’s wallet faster than hearing about a hit video game that has a story.”

I think both casting choices were bad but, Wahlberg isn’t a better fit for... anything really.

Being first isn't quite the thrill it was back when there were more than thirty active commenters on this site.

Being first just isn’t the same when Kinja’s default is to display most popular.

Wow this lil thread is a bummer with what the AV Club has become

Firsties...are we still doing CancerAids (because that is how you get CancerAids)?

I seemingly never tire of Larry David’s curmudgeonliness

in a way I like people like this because much like a MAGA hat, it tells me most if not all I need to know about you very succinctly, namely that I should avoid interacting with you.

VH-1 will absolutely outlive NFTs.

I don’t drink Budweiser, but I still think these iconic animals are super cool, and would love to see them in person. 

I actually got to stand within about 10 feet of them a couple of weeks ago when they were in town. What an absolutely impressive sight the whole thing is!