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And someone cared to prop the bike before rushing over to her?

She should go by the initial of her surname, so she could be “Sela V.”

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

Who knew that making shitty pillows would be profitable enough to keep an entire network afloat. 

One problem with banning movies based on rightwing outrage, among a whole bunch, is that rightwing types in general don’t know shit about movies and tend to go where their outrage leaders send them, and as such, applying any kind of consistent metric is a fool’s errand, one that Universal apparently went on when they

I would not at all be shocked if these websites are dead at this time next year.

Don’t feel bad for GenX, we thought the dreads were awful from the start.

On the news this morning I heard him saying something like ‘This isn’t about the kneeling, everybody knows what this is about, we have to shed light on it.’

Probably: D) All Of The Aforementioned

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being

Well, of course the MMA guy was cagey.

Local police where? In Florida or New York or the Virgin Islands? That information would add a lot of context.

May I ask you one more question?

My favorite theory is that Henry Golding’s character is not only the ghost of a person who was the organ donor for her heart transplant, but he’s also the son of Michelle Yeoh’s character, who opened a year round Christmas decoration store to get over her grief.

The Federal Reserve acted far too quickly, and now is very, very late.

It certainly does from that perspective. I don’t care for Haberman at all, but it feels like another example of women doing the right thing after a man fucks up and getting penalized whilst the man remains virtually unscathed to freely move on to more fuckery.

White. 

Can anyone tell me why Iowa matters to anyone at all? It looks like a state of droll, out of touch midwesterners. Why do they matter again?

Uh, uh, Ajax

So is “Jan van der Heyden” the latest tomatoface iteration? He certainly seems stupid enough but he’s more racist than usual.