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Diabolik Returns
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All hail President Trunk!!

I thought a manganiello was a citrus fruit.

Somehow I can't see Conway wearing Ivanka's threads. The pouty little prong next to her in the header photo, definitely!

I thought it was a DIY hernia repair kit. Worked for me!

Just don't open the fridge.

Oh Fallon…. You so deserve to have your hair ruffled…. by a nailgun.

I bet you did.

All in the first month.

I'll go, just as soon as I learn how to strain the greens in a half-bathroom.

Could be worse, could be Rod Stewart and The Feces.

Doesn't even come with any thrud.

Sensurround was such a brief fad. The only films I can remember being in it were the Galactica thing, but not, if I remember correctly, the sequel, Attack Of The Cylons, as well as Earthquake (the first to use it?) Rollercoaster and Battle Of Midway.
There was also a variant, Vibrasound, which was used on an Italian

Fatty Brisket is currently in the White House! *Zing!*

I'll be trying this pho sure! **bows, accepts applause, bouquets, is embraced by weeping co-stars, bows again, splits trousers**

You want me to prove the use of the ç, don't you….

You mean I was cheated over my copy of Hot N'Horny GILFs Of Central Ohio? I demand a refund!

And which is being remade with Bruce Willis, directed by Eli Roth. Hopefully the ICBMs will hit before that abortion ever hits a screen.

'They're the old arm of the law - HGH And The Girdle! Coming This Summer'.

If I were a carpenter, I'd screw you to the bed.

Or you can do it with some elan and use the 'ç'.