And then went to Google for 'Australian candle shops and their proximity to dark alleys'.

What's this? Sounds good…

I would only contribute if anybody asked if an obscure film was on VHS / DVD or when a release date was (and I could be bothered) but got into a mild argument over a truly forgettable piece of tosh which I'd seen at a film market but which someone, a fan of the main actor, insisted had never been made, simply because…

'I love 'me and can't get them anymore.' I think we know what you mean.

Have you considered the nosebag option?

For company?

I like their peppered steak slice. And I want one now. And its 2.27 in the morning.

'Snyder's pretzel pieces. Jalapeno or Buffalo'. Evil, evil things I have had to stop buying.

For God's sake people! It's hanging right in front of you…. Alright then….

A non-DC royalty paying half-assed job.

Not to mention his ……. blank. Now, Jamie Farr, we'll come to you first. ..

So, Carl Palmer and….. the other lot.

You remember that?! We should organise a reunion dinner. All seven of us.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE NON-EXISTANT CHILDREN!

I sincerely apologise to our cartilaginous sea-dwelling soulless killing machines. SO much more human than Trump's current fuckfunnel. On the other hand she can comfort herself by realising she really won the Eastern European woman trafficking lottery! No more €3 tugjobs on Riga street corners anymore!

No, a shark's eyes are much more human and empathetic than Trump's hired cumbucket.

D. B. Cooper?

Too Jewish. Hershal Hunghuge couldn't get any work till he changed his name.

And that's why you're AVC's MVP, Will!

Also Churchill was originally called Warlord before being changed, which seems to have confused everybody.