'Back in 2016, Marvel Studios released a very successful Captain America movie based on the Civil War storyline.' For fuck's sake, AV Club, give us some credit!

It's usually expressed as 6/4 (dunno, tradition?) but those are staggeringly short odds for something like this.

If you like Yen (clothed) then Kung Fu Jungle is terrific, with some terrific set-pieces and cameos from virtually every HK director and producer still alive, including Raymond Chow.

Technically, but been an American resident for thirty-odd years. I think he's Scottish when he needs to be.

And as one of his own band members once said of him, 'Always first out of the cab and last in the bar….'

'Emily L. Stephens will look into why Tom Hardy’s own father is nicknamed “Chips” in her regular coverage.' The reason is that his entire head is in fact glazed porcelain, and as such has become slightly battered and damaged over the course of time, hence 'Chips'. Obvious,. really.

It's going to take you that long? The smart money is on by this October.

Yes, let's just tell outselves that.

Or the pilot of Stargate: Atlantis, which reputedly cost so much the next two episodes were literally the characters talking about what had happened in the pilot.

Maybe there should be a comma between 'bottom' and 'less'.

There was that very dubious kid's film, Mr. Penguin's Poppers.

Thought that was a Star Wars character.

And can you stop waving it at nine-year-old boys please, like soon….

'Hell On The Balls'? Isn't that a Neil Diamond song?

A ecdysiast, even.

If there's a dollar in for him or a chance of Trump hotels in Beijing he'll be on his knees sucking Chinese politician cock in a heartbeat.

It also ends very suddenly. The first time I saw it I just had to nip out for a wee thinking there was still quite a bit of the final battle to go, got back and the damn thing was rolling the final credits.

What's this about Jughead's knob?

A belated Merry Xmas and Happy New Year, HJ, haven't seen you around for a while!

In about the last twenty years of going to gigs I've only bought t-shirts at three, two by Goblin, because the designs are so damn good, and a terrific Escape From New York one last year at the John Carpenter gig at The Troxy.
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