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Those of us of a Certain Age remember Robin Givens, and how her relationship w Mike Tyson turned out. Even Outcast clowned on her, 20 some years later.

Yeah.. 14 seasons Whoo!

CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. This woman is horrible. “Too bad you got raped! Here’s an OPPORTUNITY” fucking toxic positivity run rampant. VOTE HER OUT.

This is Mark David Chapman/ Jodie Foster scenario. 

“ethnostate rape gangs” would be allowed to freely target unmarried white women who did not adhere to “traditional values.” 

Chalk. When I was a kid, I liked the ‘toothsomeness’ of biting chalk.

A++ +10 for bringing ‘troth’ into the conversation.

At this point in history, when the lawyers of dirt bags ‘categorically deny charges, but don’t actually categorically deny charges one by one, I always believe the accuser.

Called it last week: Done w Damon and his bestie Affleck.

Shades of The Green Book. People who weren’t there fabricating a story out of whole cloth, then ‘crediting inspiration’ to gain credibility where none is deserved.

10+ Veggie tales

Because being articulate in a case like this is sooooo easy... You’re Matt-Lauer glib here, bud. Figure it out.

PERFECT. Do your Art, Tay Tay.

Too many white guys on that show as it is. I mean, I don’t hate the Pete white guy, but Bowen Yang does more with 3 sentences than that kid does in a whole sketch. Let ‘em go and do a movie or stand up or be a dev at Amazon. I think he got into to the big leagues before he was done cookin’. Still raw in the middle.

Um. Have you ever seen The Producers? Either the Movie , or the muscial, or the movie musical? Have you ever heard of Mel Brooks?

AGREE. Bring Ice, and beverages and flowers for the grandma. Be prepared to lose at bid whist and stay away from the grill.

“Dina Lohan kicks off 2020 with DWI in front of Outback Steakhouse”

A THOUSANDS STARS FOR YOU

Impressed with that sarcasm, and would like to borrow it for parties.

...That headline tho.