I’m sure those Rocky Horror-like screenings are fun, but I think I would rather watch a movie than have people shouting and throwing things every other line.

I don’t think I have any interesting in seeing The Room again. There are the notable parts that have been memed to Hell and back, but it feels like it’s 2 hours long and those moments hardly make it worth sitting through.

Jack McBrayer being the new Mister Rogers was unexpected, but it certainly can work.

The real Kermit would be offended by your candor.

I could also literally get bagged popcorn at the grocery store and have the same affect.

This is literally the first I’m hearing of this reboot.

What? Ralph Breaks the Internet didn’t satisfy you?

I remember the gag where they had a Joe Millionare promo run at the bottom of the screen and Homer eats it.

What’s with the attitude?

I know the Mamma Mia! movies aren’t great, but I genuinely like the covers of “Honey Honey” and “When I Kissed the Teacher.”

I watched it for the first time last year and every single scene felt like a totally different movie. Stockard Channing was good though!

Pilot or one-off short like Too Many Cooks?

I can’t picture Eilish running through the streets of NYC giving dollars to people she yells at.

I rewatched Bewitched last year and he was the worst actor; I had no idea what kind of direction he was being given, but it was wrong at every turn.

I liked Billy Crystal and Christopher Knight’s Willie and Frankie, who just talk about the dumb ways they’ve injured themselves and act like it’s something that just happens like stubbing your toe.

And the joke of Pat is definitely something that wouldn’t fly well today.

You know what I was perfectly fine with? The Toy Story characters living on in little shorts or TV specials, not more movies.

I’ve read the biography about Mel, but I’ll definitely have to check out this new book.

Bugs would just pull out an umbrella and be fine.

Take another little chunk of my lung now, mister!