Better than asking someone to “knock me up in the morning.”

f you look into the tip, you can see that it’s attached to the tailpipe, but there’s actually a turndown before the end of the tip.

Our own David Tracy claims that Jeep (big surprise, right?) was the first to try this, with the front end design of the original Jeep Wagoneer:

I’m sure the PR value they’ll get from this is far above what the car cost them.

Swam for 12 hours after his helicopter crashed.

“On a moving forward basis, the town will no longer issue statement after statement every time a similar incident is discovered and/or reported,” town leaders said in a prepared statement. “Our fear is that the constant attention created by doing so is simply encouraging more of the same, which in some cases…

Unfortunately for the farmer, the John Deere technician is going to have to come out to train the computer to recognize the new replacement windshield.

The dispatcher is in fact acting as a agent for Amazon, so the story and headline are completely valid.

No, sails don’t fall into the ocean when the wind dies to become several hundred pounds of wet nonsense you have to deal with.

Funko Pops and NFTs. Perfect Match.

I’m not dead! I’m not gone! Jeezis, Rory, you scared me and I had to check my pulse. Also, I ave mentioned this amazing cam system before, but I’m glad to see it getting its own post. https://jalopnik.com/were-finally-entering-the-age-of-fun-animated-lighting-1847609520

Is it weird that I want them to just erase everything after I die?

Unfortunately, as I’m sure you’ve heard, Jason is no longer around to tell you anything about it

Let he who hasn’t drunkenly crashed a plane into a front yard cast the first stone.

Oh boy are you about to be disappointed. Not only have I now written about counterweights, but I’ve also written about blue anodized wheel cylinders:

*checks the IMDb page for who plays the character On This Poster*

This looks like it drives just wonderfully.

My face as I read this:

Correct

This is like people stopping at the top of an escalator while they decide which way to go.