markshrayber
Mark Shrayber
markshrayber
Mar 20 2019
13

Sorry, Nora Roberts. 

Mar 20 2019
17

And hello Twitter—I may not Tweet but I hear things. I write my own comments, too. I don’t have a team. I have me. If it has my name on it—book, comment, whatever—I fracking wrote it. What’s so hard to understand about that?

Sep 28 2018
105

Interesting. Now, would you ever entertain a not-leaving-Jezebel conversation

Jan 16 2018
11

As an avid viewer of NYC Prep...yup.

Jan 16 2018
26

This feels very “I’m gay and not willing to admit it to myself yet” move.

I say this not from a place of judgment, but from a place of knowing exactly what it’s like to be not willing to admit your sexuality to yourself for a long while.

Nov 17 2017
926

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

May 16 2017
23

PWR BTTM’s entire ethos was creating a safe space for the marginalized. I wasn’t a big fan of their music but respected it, so I went to one of their shows, and at that show (& every other date on their tour), they insisted on having gender neutral bathrooms and Ben & Liv spent much of their set addressing the Read more

May 16 2017
11

While Ben Hopkins is the scum of the earth and can DIAF, the cynical side of me wonders if the reason people are so quick to take extreme action in this case is because it is a Queer band. If their music was heteronormative I wonder if it would be this strong of a backlash.

May 16 2017
32

I understand how these two are held to a higher standard. As they should, preaching what they preach. But I do wish this was the same reaction for all the Casey Afflecks, Chris Browns, R. Kelly’s and.... our sports heroes. They all get a giant fucking PASS.

May 12 2017
123

It’s great when band names lend themselves to adjustment when they break up. Quadratonix. Fourth Harmony. Two Directions. The White Stripe. Journeys.

May 12 2017
15

With clasped hands and solemn gazes, the members of famed a cappella group Pentatonix silently comforted vocalist Avi Kaplan as he announced, in a video posted to Facebook today, that he would be taking a step back from the group. “This decision... has been one of the toughest decisions to make in my entire life,” Read more

May 10 2017
217

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

May 5 2017
67

Is “abusing semicolons to project the illusion of superiority” a white value?

Apr 12 2017
17

And two years later, my opinion remains unchanged: That dress is fucking ugly!

Apr 12 2017
113

It doesn’t matter if it’s light blue and brown or white and gold in bad lighting - it’s fucking ugly. And no one needs sleep to make that call.

Jan 27 2017
56

FUCK! I’m losing it!!!

Jan 27 2017
90

They threaten to kill their moms for buying the wrong pizza rolls? Read more

Jan 27 2017
237

None of them know that Planned Parenthood can help them even though they have penises, because they can use them to pee in a little cup and have some tests run to see if they have any ghastly sexually transmitted diseases or infections . . . you know, should something like that happen to be a cause for concern?

Sep 18 2014
3

Dude, I'm just in the middle of my jay, and this has left me comatose after laughing so hard.