markshrayber
Mark Shrayber
markshrayber
Aug 9 2017
42

THAT’S NOT A RAT IN THE PHOTO, THOUGH, OMG!!! I AM MAD ON THE INTERNET!!!! (Think it’s a prairie dog?) (Judges?)

Apr 12 2017
17

And two years later, my opinion remains unchanged: That dress is fucking ugly!

Jan 24 2017
159

There was a really great piece about someone being hit by a bus once. Forget who wrote it, but it was really good!

Jan 6 2017
28

Like 15, max, but I’d want to be alive long enough to vet them and make sure the company didn’t just post hot pics on their website and then sent some completely different dudes to grind on my open casket (like they do with bachelorette parties, which is really unprofessional IMHO).

Nov 28 2016
92

I was taking a break and happened upon this post and my first thought was “GODDAMNIT AIMEE LUTKIN! THIS IS MY BEAT!”

Oct 5 2016
17

HI ANNA REMEMBER THAT TME YOU WROTE ABOUT GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD BY A BUS FOR XOJANE? AND REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THAT PICTURE OF YOU FROM THE STORY MY AVATAR IN SLACK?

Aug 10 2016
10

I nominated him, but Stassa told me I was lucky to make it on the list in the first place and should “shut the fuck up before I gray your ass.”