Well who wants a shared universe of small romantic dramas?

Ahh good. Although it looks like it's really big on Time articles, as opposed to those really shady looking ones that I'm a little curious about.

Michael Bay Presents: "The John Philip Sousa Shared Universe"

"FLASHES OF FUN"
—A.A. Dowd

I mostly associate the Mummy Returns with a classmate who burned a bootlegged copy of it onto a CD which read "THE MUMMY RETURS".

D2? The Mighty Ducks?

I would love it if there was a non profit website that just aggregates click bait articles and tells you whats on them without you having to click on them.

So, if this film fails at the box office, does that mean they're just going to ignore it like they did with Dracula: Untold?

I'm surpised that it's taken Panos Cosmatos this long to direct a follow up to the Beyond the Black Rainbow from 2010.

And that's coming from a guy with a Wax avatar.

Nah. I've had some really bland oranges in my time, and that sometimes keeps me off of them for a while.

For the writers, it's a chance to talk about what they've been watching on Netflix, as opposed to trying to come up with yet another sketch about the number 2.

His name was Prince Be and he died last year.

Based on this post, I still don't know if you're talking about popular punk bands or Jem and the Holograms.

BACK THE FUCK UP, AV CLUB!

Becuase I don't watch a lot of commercials, I often mistook pictures of him for Tom Jones.

Because of a sentimental attachment to the original films.

I'm probably in the minority on thinking this, but I don't completely agree with Yoko Kanno being essential for this. A good jazz based soundtrack, yes, but it does feel a little strange to say that the only person capable of delivering such a thing is a Japanese woman.

Yeah. Leave Cyndi Lauper out of this!

Yeah they're more like space cowboys, or gangsters of love.