“So-cheel”.

“The reason? In one scene, it’s revealed that Xochitl’s character, America Chavez, is the child of two women.”

That’s not all your mom’s got!

It is kind of a dumb byline, but it’s not like the guy chose to be named Schimkowitz.

I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again: Barsanti writes like Miles Teller looks.

Congrats. You get to listed to Dawes on eternal repeat.

Why the dickhead byline ?

Like, of all the things to be weirdly contrarian about, you chose this?

He’s done so much weird shit, all over the damn place tonally and performance-wise. What are you talking about? Harry Potter was the least interesting thing he’s been in

Have you seen Swiss Army Man? 

I just watched UHF a couple days ago. We need another Weird Al movie.

The Ukrainians might have something to say about that.

True, but that was mostly him being a grumpy old man. It’s possible to be a very grumpy old man and still be solidly on the Left.

“Oh beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticidal grain, for strip-mined mountains majesty, above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee, and hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.”

Anyone with half a brain who even paid passing attention would know George Carlin was the least conservative human being alive during his time on this Earth.

Why is your name Chance?

If Putin died now, I’d say it was very timely.

Very old people dying of natural causes, or younger people dying after a long illness. 

*sigh* Fiiiiine, I’ll do it. Could hardly be worse than the Trank one.

Close, but they should use the original cast of Upright Citizens Brigade instead: