I really like how Shakespeare’s name is basically phonetic, for those of us who are not great at spelling sometimes.
Anyway everyone (okay a few people) seemed to get a kick out of the Haiku one I shared about the SCOTUS marriage equality ruling, so I figured I would share this one too. It’s pretty hilarious and…

Metaphorically.
TW depression.


When I’m doing well, I fake confidence like a bamf. I speak confidently, sometimes aggressively. I am eloquent (sometimes), I am passionate, and I trust myself to phrase things in such a way that my point will be well received without anyone taking offensive. (Of course that is not always…

I’m sorry that I cut some really good conversations short, but I have to go to bed and I might not have time to get on GT tomorrow.
(And I’m not comfortable leaving it up longer than 24 hours anyway, I don’t like having posts where it’s easy for people who know me to identify who I’m talking about hanging around on the…

Everyone called Mark Shrayber abusive for tricking his boyfriend into going to see Wetlands?
(Okay not everyone, but quite a few people were super upset about it which I still find hilarious.)
Well Netflix has it and I’m gonna watch it tonight. We’ll see if it’s good and if it really is the grossest movie of the year.
…

So this is SUPER inane, but has anyone else noticed that there appear to be a lot more greys around here than usual? (I’m pretty sure this isn’t in my head.)
I’m following as I see them (and checking their post history, ofc) and I’m sure other people are too, but there just seems to be tons. Like I would usually see a…

So I kind of sort of basically started smoking again and I would like to not be doing that but I also don’t want to do nothing.
Which means buying a vape thing! Which would be exciting except like this is super overwhelming because apparently it is actually quite technical and there are millions of options.
And I know…

TW weight talk, obvs. (sometimes I feel like I overuse TW but hey, you can never be too careful.)
(oops this post ended up being mostly about me and not so much about the article. but it’s still a good article!!)

This is... irritating me. Maybe I’m being too sensitive. Maybe I’m a negative nancy. (Or maybe it’s soft sexism and for once I am not being paranoid?)
(also i feel like i suck at coming up with titles for my posts)

Anyway the after hours lifehacker subblog has an article up about how to give good blowjobs. And the tips…

I searched and I don’t *think* anyone shared this yet. It’s cute, and apt, and I figured you guys might get a kick out of it.

I was going to do a long camping post and explain backstory for some of this shit, but reality hit me like a ton of bricks when I got home (sister shit, dnw to talk about it), so I really don’t have the energy. This is going to be a random list.

1. Teenagers these days are fucking AWESOME (amazing LGBTQA allies and far…

So since we’re talking about beer tonight (we are talking about beer tonight right? I certainly am a lot), I’m crowd sourcing recommendations.

I’m going camping for five days next week and I can’t think of a way to keep beer chilled that long. If I put ice in the cooler it will be melted by day 2. And I don’t feel like…

So is anyone else like super interested and intrigued by this?
(also wow, that’s like the worst headline I have ever written)