These two topics are not related, but wouldn’t that be a fun (see: horrifying) post if they were?
Bit of TMI with my…

Why do I still even use you.
(This conversation was entertaining, but still.)

I really like how Shakespeare’s name is basically phonetic, for those of us who are not great at spelling sometimes.
A…

Metaphorically.
TW depression.


When I’m doing well, I fake confidence like a bamf. I speak confidently, sometimes…

Oh look here is another giant cat for anyone who doesn’t want to read slightly gross stuff.

I’m sorry that I cut some really good conversations short, but I have to go to bed and I might not have time to get…

So hey.
Remember when I wrote this:
The Mystery of the Missing Bedbugs

Everyone called Mark Shrayber abusive for tricking his boyfriend into going to see Wetlands?
(Okay not everyone, but…

So this is SUPER inane, but has anyone else noticed that there appear to be a lot more greys around here than usual?…

So I kind of sort of basically started smoking again and I would like to not be doing that but I also don’t want to…

TW weight talk, obvs. (sometimes I feel like I overuse TW but hey, you can never be too careful.)
(oops this post…

So since we’re talking about addiction lately (oh? we’re not? it’s just my life that has become consumed by this?),…

This is... irritating me. Maybe I’m being too sensitive. Maybe I’m a negative nancy. (Or maybe it’s soft sexism and…

Oh look a spacer and a spacer image! Just in case.

I searched and I don’t *think* anyone shared this yet. It’s cute, and apt, and I figured you guys might get a kick…

I was going to do a long camping post and explain backstory for some of this shit, but reality hit me like a ton of…

So since we’re talking about beer tonight (we are talking about beer tonight right? I certainly am a lot), I’m crowd…

So since I’ve been doing a lot more driving lately I’ve been noticing that there an awful lot of assholes. People…

So is anyone else like super interested and intrigued by this?
(also wow, that’s like the worst headline I have ever…

So hey. Remember how I said like a million months ago I wanted to post about low carb baking and then never did? No?…