My beige sofa is in pristine condition despite multiple cats having been through my home over the years (fosters and my own) because I keep a sofa cover on it when there are no visitors. 

Exactly...and they specified, “for Christians." This doesn't apply to heathens like me! 

I went to a Mexican restaurant where they asked if we’d like to start with some chips and salsa. I said yes. At the end of the meal, it appeared on the bill. Bastards. On top of that, the $12 guacamole was watery as hell, and they messed up the taco order and refused to admit it.

That’s not fair to the people around him, though. 

That is an excellent curse. 

No, he basically did say that.

Yeah, I was just reading about that French author who's been open about travelling overseas to rape children, and is just now being called out for it. 

Damn, some people pay a fortune for a place to relax in Muskoka. 

Some countries don’t accept foreigners (as immigrants or even tourists) if they have criminal convictions, even if they've served their sentence. 

Speaking of Canadian justice, Marco Muzzo, the filthy rich drunk who killed three kids and their grandpa, might be out this spring after just four years. 

Why would France let her in? 

This country’s justice system disgusts me. How can someone who violently murdered their wife be allowed out of prison after such a short time? As far as I’m concerned, he should have gotten life without the possibility of parole (if that's a thing). 

The issue is that she was bragging about it. That makes her extra assholey. 

Exactly! I saved points for years to get an international business class ticket and started developing cold symptoms before boarding my flight. I had zero appetite and couldn’t enjoy any of the fancy food. I love to eat and it just seemed like such a waste to me. 

Fever is not a cold symptom. It was probably something more serious. 

Chinese tourists have a pretty bad reputation around the world. 

The only way is get into one of those things is if I required a medevac. 

I’m not sure there is a dad. There was no mention of one in the posting or the interview. She may have had the kids on her own.

Yeah, I bet those kids are extremely overscheduled as well. 

Oh no! A mother having to research summer camps for her kids! The horror!