I’m currently watching The Hills for reasons unknown to even myself, so I love seeing how Lauren is doing now. Last night I paused an episode to read Vice’s February piece about Heidi and Spencer. They live in a relative’s beach house which they’ve littered with healing crystals. Spencer hopes they’ll turn him into a…

Oh this is great.

I just came out of the rabbit hole and long story short it was a guy who found out about the stream and just wanted to freak people out.

Edit: It was a marketing stunt:

While I agree that hearing the other parents’ story would be interesting, let’s stop acting like this is a family courtroom. The dude decided to share his story, we’re not owed anything else.

Maybe she’s a furry and she’s trying to tell us as gently as possible

Maybe Mexico is a “weird place” to have/recover from surgery for you. Other people don’t have a choice.

It has nothing to do with her being “overrated”.

I’m out at the inside cover.

Or just don’t give them the peanut butter sandwich that they want and they’ll eventually eat the spaghetti.

This trailer says she’s 17 and her husband is waiting until she turns 18 before he can have sex with her.

You are in an abusive relationship. Leave as soon as you can.

I’m glad Jezebel understands why we’re here.

We won! We won!

Have Lafayette take the lead.

I count as two because my 7 year old is as woefully obsessed as I am and is chanting “Ha-mil-ton! Ha-mil-ton!” at the tv

Can we get a Hamiltrash count?

Yeah apparently the “opening number” thing was a miscommunication. They’re performing but later on.

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Haha wtf is that gif? Come on guys.