Maria Sherman
mariasherm
Senior Writer, Jezebel. Opinions sometimes my own.
9/13/19
12:41 PM
10

While I realize this is in context to perhaps the other houses around it...

8/26/19
4:27 PM
6

I love Rob Sheffield. His memoir about his wife is so lovely.

7/10/19
3:26 PM
19

11.) When Criss Angel told us he’s from Long Island. My boyfriend is from Long Island. Is Criss Angel my boyfriend?

7/10/19
1:50 PM
9

I was like, do I want to click on a piece about the oughts’ Criss Angel, but then I did because I wanted to see if JD from Korn got mentioned and yes, just like magic... 

6/26/19
11:01 PM
1

Maria. You have always been a woman of intellect and refinement. But today you have truly outdone yourself. For Milana, just like Harry Styles, is an endangered species I would give my life for. (JK, I would not give my life for Milana.) 

6/26/19
2:38 PM
2

So uh.... that picture of Harry Styles looks like he’s sitting in dirty water with a used condom floating next to him. That just me?

6/7/19
5:44 PM
2

Bleached are giving me The Regrettes vibes specifically “California Friends” and “Come Through” but the lead singer also sounds a little like Santigold? 

5/22/19
6:57 PM
10

Holy shit! That video of the goth girls is brilliant! I can’t believe I’ve never seen it. I have to watch it again.

5/21/19
1:58 PM
8

i know the company line here is to avoid anything you don’t care about but my goodness i’ve legit tried to follow this with every update cuz work is that boring and...i got nothing. what the hell is going on.

5/17/19
5:05 PM
7

I have never, ever been more jealous.  Not kidding.  I adored that cat and his spare me the bullshit face.  I blame trump.

5/10/19
3:06 PM
3

I am unbearably excited to see this movie tonight. After which we’ll promptly play Pokemon Go.

5/10/19
3:06 PM
14

I am unbearably excited to see this movie tonight. After which we’ll promptly play Pokemon Go.

5/9/19
12:03 PM
3

Let Daniel Franzese audition for straight roles!!! I have such a crush on him. That beard! He was so good in Looking.