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So much for luxury beauty products: a Superdrug poll of 2,000 British women found that the number one beauty product that women cannot live without is Vaseline. [Telegraph]

At an English animal refuge, a basset hound and tawny owl have apparently struck up a friendship after their caregiver realized that both of them love to "watch television" together. [Telegraph]

Four men were arrested this week on suspicion of gang-raping a gay woman in the San Francisco area last month. The group consisted of two men and two male teens, including Josue Gonzalez, pictured. [AP]

Helen Suzman, a leading anti-apartheid activist and founder of the liberal Progressive Party in South Africa, died peacefully on Thursday in Johannesburg at the impressive age of 91.

A U.S. attorney has dropped felony charges against Lori Drew more than a month after she was convicted of harassing 13-year-old Megan Meier via MySpace. [UPI]

It's that time: The Jezebel Top 10 of 2008 list. Inside: Celebs, Photoshop, Obama, Real Housewives, dating, Sex and the City, fashion, breastfeeding, and animals. Sounds good to us! The full list, after the jump.

Funny lady Julie Klausner has directed our attention to Mitzi Gaynor, a woman of average talents and fab outfits which naturally translates to variety show super-stardom. This was the trash TV of the '70s!

New research has found that sexually unsatisfied women who practice mindfulness and yoga report improvements in their sex lives. Yoga has also been found to treat premature ejaculation in men. [MSNBC]

Recent news: An 88-year-old woman in Portland, Oregon scared off a naked male intruder on Tuesday by giving his privates the squeeze. Let's take a look back at the other tough-as-balls older women of 2008.

A plucky 8-year-old from Jacksonville, Florida is petitioning her mayor to let her neighbors keep their cat. The neighbors' cat was taken away after they refused to keep the cat on a leash. [UPI]

A pair of twin sisters in England will celebrate their 101st birthday on January 1. They say the key to living a long life is to "not sit still for too long." [Telegraph]

An English couple have defied odds by having a second pair of "black-and-white" twins. Their first pair (seen here) were born seven years ago. [Telegraph]

• One English woman grew out her underarm hair to see how people would react. Let's just say they made her feel like the pits (sorry). •

Bernadine Healy, M.D. of US News' Heart-to-Heart blog sounds off on what the media has "missed" in regards to the study that showed that virginity pledges are ineffective. However, Dr. Healy misses some points herself.

Today's Bestie is the apple of our eye.

It really feels like 2008 was the year of "You're Wearing The Wrong Bra Size." But is it all just a bunch of B.S. or do we too easily accept bra sizes as set in stone?