i, too, am sadden that you were the only one who brought up this gem.

I want you to know that every time i read your reply, i read it in Louise Belcher's voice. Please take that as a complement as i think she's a freaking scream (aside from Tina of course)

his reasoning was because that's what he was used to. His dad was a military man and the bread winner who made the decisons of the house, his mom was a homemaker who (his words mind you) "wasn't as bright as dad but was a good mother"

True story: a couple of years ago, i was over a fuck buddy's apartment for some proper fun time. After an intesive third round, we laid blissfully in the after glow and chatted about stuff. I honestly do not know how it came to this, but he confessed that he would much prefer a relationship with a girl who he knows is…

yep, twice. Her adventures (and Neil Gaiman's writings in general) got me through break ups, death in the family, all of High school, etc.

"The Parliament of Rooks" is the title. It's a short story in the volume but man did it hit home for this former Catholic. I attribute the Sandman in being the catalyst for leaving the church for good and becoming agnostic

are you a sandman fan? because this story was illustrated beautifully in "The Sandman: Fables and Reflections" and told by a woman named Eve who may or may not be the biblical first woman.

Neil Gaiman 4 lyfe, yo.

The Endless probably know (this comment might or might not land if you get the reference)

Dooley didn't strike me as a bad guy. He was a man of his time with a "traditional" mindset. Indeed, he would be deem too archaic in this day in age but back then, it was acceptable for a guy to be like him.

RIP Dooley. You wasn't the nicest guy but you had a bit of honor in your heart.

"received revelation"

........ from Jay-sus?! is it like receiving orders? Like from the military but with more cosmic flare?

perhaps, if her inner editor had a chaise lounge and do the merengue maybe she would have listened.

These dogs are bougie and i love it.

Fey-ception?

You can hear it in that folksy Alaskan accent of hers: "I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* mom, I'm a *cool* mom."

your mom is a doll and i would like to subscribe to her newsletter

tom hiddleston going down on someone you say?

No lie, that would turn me on. Shit, a guy texted me his tattoo of Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet and that made me quite horny, lol.

Was that Jenny Trout? because i had to use her recaps to get me through it as i had stopped at around the 3rd chapter.

oof, my friend LOVES this book. She thought i would love it too because she knew i was a sub and into BDSM. Boy was she wrong.

aw, that's cute. You tried "Snark" lol.