I’m jealous of people with eyelid space. I’ve got super hooded eyes and eyeshadow is more of less pointless because it disappears when I open my eyes. If I did this you’d see a smidge of the blue and the brow color. /rant

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

I love the low-key mom-ish guilt implied in this tweet.

“The Clinton Foundation” is a charitable organization that is subject to audits and has a higher rating than the Red Cross. Stop pretending that it’s being used to funnel money into nefarious practices. STOP WATCHING FOX NEWS, YOU IDIOT. You are a bundle of misinformation. Even a toddler knows more facts than you…

Of course it’s better. Even a Clinton presidency in which the republican congress blocks everything she does is better than the damage of a Trump presidency with both houses of congress to enable him.

PREACH!! Jill stein can fuck right off. She’s playing the role of Eliot Cutler who, a mere week prior to Maine’s last gubernatorial election, said “oh oops we don’t want Lepage, so vote your conscience” and what resulted was a second term for Lepage because Cutler split the motherfucking vote instead of dropping out…

Bernie’s rhetoric towards Clinton was near-identical to Fox News. “Corrupt”, “untrustworthy”, “pay-for-play” and just like the conservative attack media, he had no evidence.

A month ago Jill Stein declared that a vote for Clinton was a vote for nuclear war.

Dudes like Bernie always associate “working class” with white as if no black people or Latinos are blue collar.

Yeah. After the election, I saw Bernie on Colbert (I think) and he was going on and on about how the Democrats were ignoring the “white working class” and the economy, which is why Hillary lost.

I’m just saying that Stein’s been hanging out with Putin lately and that she’s even talked about pushing for a recount on Russia State TV and that part of Putin’s plan is to destabalize western democracies by making them lose their trust in their democratic systems and no, I’m not suspicious at all.

I’m so sick of both Jill Stein and Bernie Sanders trying to be heroes after the fact. They, especially Bernie, helped cause this and now they’re trying to pass the blame and re-characterize their legacies.

The thing is, even if they DO find discrepancies in the popular vote, it doesn’t mean a damn thing for the electoral college. This is nothing but a pipe dream disguised as a fundraiser. I wouldn’t have anything to say about it if she hadn’t consistently upped her financial goal while the fundraiser was going on. It…

You’re so right. I was a Bernie supporter myself and I even donated to his campaign before the primary but I found myself pleading with all my Bernie friends as late as fucking OCTOBER that they needed to vote for Hillary. I flipped a few but it didn’t matter. None of it matters. Bernie should have conceded when it…

I’m so sick of both Jill Stein and Bernie Sanders trying to be heroes after the fact. They, especially Bernie, helped cause this and now they’re trying to pass the blame and re-characterize their legacies. This isn’t anything but false hope and a fundraiser.

A lot of women and men aren’t lucky enough to be able to leave instantly. Most domestic violence cases end in tragedy when the victim tries to leave. Good for you for getting out when you could but I hope you’re not shaming anyone for staying with abusive partners. It’s not that easy for a lot of them.

And while we’re on the subject of shitty actors and people, Matt Damon sucks too!

You know it’s not that simple for a lot of people, right? I mean, good for you, but if you’re posting this as the standard to which people should be held, you’re dead wrong.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Shade Court has become a bright spot in the world? Anyway it’s awesome.

The only acceptable role for Andy Cohen would be as moderator for a presidental debate. For all of his faults, we’ve seen from the Housewives reunions that he always brings receipts and isn’t afraid of calling out fibbers.