DOES HE HAVE A TWIRLY MUSTACHE?????????

One time I (ACCIDENTALLY) vomited on a St. Bernard and responded by weeping and apologizing while I hugged his giant, puke-covered neck. Your story is better . . .

OK THIS IS GROSS YOU GUYS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OF GROSS.

I wonder why these people even bother to eat the food. Of course, maybe they don't.

This looks like my own personal hell.

You are absolutely right. That poor thing is completely and utterly terrified. What it is doing absolutely cannot be called cavorting.

that's what i thought, too, i got really worried for him :(((

Yeah, I was expecting something really cute and I saw a panting cat. And then a squirming cat. :( Not good.

Agreed. Between the noise, the lights, and the people, it looked like Kitty Hell :(

Yep. As I watched the video I was like, I really hate to be the Debbie Downer here but the cat is clearly extremely petrified. Cats don't pant.

I was going to post the same thing.

Agreed - it was hard to watch. Poor puss. :(

That cat actually looks terrified. Cats don't usually pant except when they are under stress. Poor little guy.

Also: I'm not good at getting coffee:(

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

Dude, if your external genitalia require THAT much breathing room, you have much bigger (hee) problems and should go see a doctor, stat. However, A for effort on the trolling!

I got yelled at right here on one of the GM sites for telling someone not to put up with her racist husband's support for that Opie & Anthony asshole, because he was such a great guy.

Well, I just trimmed my FB list to about half. After nine years of watching someone fall down the FOX news rabbit hole until he went from conservative to a raving, unabashed racist, I no longer tolerate even a whiff of it. Fuck that, life's too short, and I've wasted enough of it on these turds.

it's hard to love someone if you don't respect them

My daughter just broke up with her girlfriend over the girl's racist statements about what was happening in Ferguson. Sounds like it has generated racist statements from people who were able to hide their racist tendencies before this. I hope we can put to rest the whole "post-racial society" trope, which wasn't true…