Wear pants, fruitcakes. This is school, not your weekend disco. I don’t what you stick ur dick in, but be professional.

They’ll get fat(ter)

Tits?

Her pussy smells? I don’t think you’re supposed to say that to her. It’s a little rude.

the count also has autism.

You could fit a lot of coke in that nose

Wrong! Stick to things you know like butt plugs and musicals and leave sports to the real men.

WRONG!!!

Why can’t we just get individual stalls? I don’t want to go to the bathroom next to anyone no matter what sex or mangled genitalia they have.

No they shouldn’t worry, you dumbass, they’re the 1 seeds

I’ve seen her cooter

Eat shit, Hamilton. You R the worst.

Disrespectful slut. That’s why you don’t have kids. U can’t be trusted.

What do you know... you’re a woman!!!

That’s not an “impressive pass”, that’s Lebron being a pussy assed choker like usual.

Deadspin should fire you, bitch.

Eat shit, you Commie bastard. You want your unions to protect you because you can’t make it on your own merit.

You say, “bird killer”, I say “maggot feeder”.

I’ve met some 2 yr olds that are giant douchebags.

That’s a lot of words to say “rape”