Ray LeMoine sent in the following, which I’m posting at his request:
Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.
This is not a judgment-free zone.
We’re looking into it.
The brain cramp there was mine; that’s been fixed.
ESPN routinely airs coverage of actual people in tiny panties.
Riot tells us that it is more accurate to refer to the Campus Series than to the Collegiate Starleague here, and that the payout involved nears but doesn’t touch five figures; we have corrected the text to reflect this.
Twinings English Breakfast tea
What’s tongue in cheek about shitting on the worst person you know?
Men ALWAYS find it flattering that they’re being crushed on even if they don’t reciprocate. Given that there’s professional stuff here I don’t want to say you should be direct, but in general it’s good to be direct with dudes.
Thanksgiving. The best thing about Philly is probably that there’s a year-round Thanksgiving restaurant in Reading Terminal Market. I could go crush a turkey, stuffing, gravy, and cranberry sandwich on a roll right now if I wanted to.
a) Started working at Deadspin b) Put fatter tires on my bike
Larry Bird was a slightly lesser Dirk against worse competition with less longevity
No way, people only leave Deadspin for great jobs, and we never wish them anything but the best.
Goddamnit I knew I was forgetting something, but thankfully it’s something we’re covering aggressively!
a) This and Wimbledon are the biggest/only running stories in sports this week; we’re consequently covering both with a microscope.