Drew, you do know there are whole stores that sell nothing but scrubs, right? Sell ‘em right to the public without demanding to see a health care provider’s license or anything. In an amazing range of styles and colors, too.

He WAS the droid I was looking for!

I don’t for one minute believe than anyone in the world is worried about Tom Cruise stealing their girlfriend.

I’m afraid to go looking for her Facebook.

At least she didn’t delete the intro commentary:

HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE THE LINK. Time hath not diminished its greatness.

The Tom Cruise/Chris Martin story is here.

I remember Drunk Bitter Rightwing Lady well, and she was glorious. Hell, I’d watch that again now if I knew where to find it.

I mean, she got on a plane for Rio on the spot. Even he’s presumably not dumb enough to think there wouldn’t be hell to pay once she arrived, if it weren’t true.

This is my new favorite description of him. I bet he even shakes himself to dry off when he gets out of the pool.

His coach (who was also not there to witness anything) initially denied it too. I know Lochte’s an idiot, but geez, would it have killed people in official positions to say “wow, we don’t know anything yet, we’ll make a statement when we can”? Dumbasses.

Oh sure, but the way they did it just reinforces their well-deserved reputations as asshats.

AND ALL THE POOLS ARE BLUE.

Excellent point.

IOC denying why? Way to throw an athlete under the bus before all the facts are in.

Aaaand two minutes after your comment —

Not to mention being able to leave a process running overnight and come back next day to find it complete and not interrupted/crashed/files messed up/have to start over now.

You guys, it’s not dusty in here AT ALL...

Howling with laughter. I think my favorite part is the high pitch of the voices during the race, and after the truth sinks in, Mr. Very Serious Announcer puts on his Solemn Apology Deep Voice to own up to the fail.

So, now he’s beaten a 2,168-year-old Olympic record? WOW.